It's Spiro’s birthday (sung to U2  -Beautiful Day)

As per every year this is my bday song for you - been a tumultuous year what with skull fractures and all, but when the heart is abloom, it's a beautiful day.

Join me for Drinks at Belgium Beer Cafe (now called Village Brasserie ) on December 2 from around 2pm. 
 

His heart is abloom
It’s shooting up through the stony ground
So you could assume
He’s back in old Melbourne town

And You're in luck
And the reason that you all should care
The birthday of Spizrock
Another one that he wants to share

In him you've got a friend
One you could never replace
Someone who would lend a hand
In return for grace

It's Spiro’s birthday
Skies Blue, you feel like
It's Spiro’s birthday

Don't let it get away

You'll be on the road
To get to the destination
You’ll run amok
Getting high on your inebriation

You love this town
On December 2 that will be true
Cos 35’s all over
And it’s time to bid it adieu

It's Spiro’s birthday

Don't let it get away
It's Spiro’s birthday

Touch him
Take him to that happy place
Show him (love)
With the presence of your happy face

See his party turn the grey skies blue
See and hear all the stories he’s created with you
See his bright smile broken by the crowd
See everybody dancing to the music that’s on too loud
So I don’t sound too uptight
Come along while there is still some light
To see the people smiling with their mouth
At 36 only the love pours out…

It's Spiro’s birthday
Don't let it get away
Spiro’s birthday…

Touch him
Take him to that other place
Show him
I know I'm not a hopeless case

If you can’t come then just say it now
If you do come let him feel it like wow
With a facebook message you could leave one now
Or call him now
Or Come to Spiro’s Birthday   eee

The Birthday of Spizrock - 2011 - thank you

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The Birthday of Spizrock - 2011

To all my friends, I would like to invite you all to my Birthday Party. It's been a tumultuous year from my end (that left with me with a little scar), so I'd like to bring in the new one with a kick ass party.

As such I want to wash it away with all my friends around me - looking at having a massive one so come on down for a great night out. The Venue is Cafe Republic (160 Toorak, South Yarra, Australia 3141) and we will be going from 9pm til 3am on SATURDAY 26th NOVEMBER.

As every year - i have transposed a birthday song for you all - follow my re-worked lyrics of "Solid" by Ashford and Simpson below:

2011 Pure Waters of Tasmania - Winning!

BTAFC's and Spizrock's 2011 entry into the Boags Pure Waters of Tasmania TVC competition.
Big thanks to Corporate AV (http://corporateav.com.au/) for the use of their excellent equipment.

Gangstaaaaaaa

there's no excuse for bad spelling or bad grammar - unless you're gangster of course...

linguistic wrath

People - we live in a land where we use UK/Australian English and not US English. As much as "Utilize" and "Organize" make some kind of phonetic sense, they are quite simply wrong. Next person to send me a doc or spell incorrectly will feel my linguistic wrath...

Rafael Benitez - adieu

Here's some jokes i came up with after hearing the announcement of his sacking from inter milan - mainly for team Cilmi who has already rejoiced in the news:

Rafael “Rafa” Benitez - he's a fucking twat

he is president of that royal association of twats - el presidentwat

He is the called King Twat of the royal duchy of twatness

when he cooks and makes pies, they are all called twat pie

most people say 'what' but he says 'twat'

he’s next gig will be to go to manage "twatford" in the UK

if he was in pulp fiction, Jules (samuel J) would have said to him "say 'twat' one more time, i dare you, i double dare you motherfucker”

if he was working for mad magazine, Alfred E Newman’s catch phrase would be "twat me worry"

if rafa was working for warner brothers bugs bunny would end up have saying "twat's up doc"

Every day for rafa is twatsday

Beyonce thinks rafa is twatiliscious

To send messages to other goatee wearing Spaniards he uses Twatter and his messages are called "twats"

Marvin Gaye used to sing about Rafa in his opus "twat's going on"

His kids refer to him as “the Twatfather”

He tells twat twat jokes instead of knock knock jokes

He would consider his sacking to be a “twatgedy”

Its odd that during the game he likes to stand outside the box

His parrot’s mimicry is bizarrely accurate... “Twaaaaat, twaaaaat!”

He went searching in Scotland for the Twatness monster

An Ode for my Dad's Bladder

(To be said in a kick ass Samuel L. Jackson voice)

Dear Bladder Cancer,

You've been a real shit, a pain and you are not welcome in my father's body anymore.

Yeah cos we herald from the time of the Greek Gods and to you motherfucker I am Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!?!

2010 Spizrock's birthday

As with every year, I like to celebrate with a little song for you all. But rather than inviting y'all to my birthday drinks/party, this year I have to delay it due to family reasons. Never fear, there will be a party, but it will be early next year.

Spizrock x

giggidi

Spizrock's quote of the day:

Family Guy Quote #1 (at a Female boxing match)

Glen Quagmire: What can I say? I really like watching her box.

Peter Griffin: That means two things.

It's a nice day for a white wedding...

Trip there: Was gonna write a few amended lyrics to Billy Idol's "White Wedding" in my blog's celebratory status for Alison and Michael's wedding today, but then re-read through the original lyrics and thought that perhaps it would be more suitable if she were my sister who had actually been knocked up, was having a shotgun wedding and needed to... erm.... ssstart agaaaaaain. So like, not really suitable but still a great song for the drive down to Red Hill.

Trip home: Damn you Red Hill for getting me lost on the way home. I did make the left turn at Albuquerque, but missed the turn at the big old tree. At least i had my snarl and leather gloved fist punch to keep me sane.

BTAFC/Boags Pure Waters of Tasmania winning entry

The winning entry into the 2010 Boags Pure Waters of Tasmania competition. The brief was to make your own Pure Waters of Tasmania TV commercial and was open to all VAFA football clubs with a 1-2 week window for delivery showing the parent company (Lion-Nathan) what you would change using those magical Tassie waters.

Take a look at the original Boag‘s Draught commercial now using this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94syGYcdGcU&feature=channel

Created by me on behalf of the Bulleen Templestowe Amateur Football Club - with the club winning $5k in sponsorship. Big Thanks to Andy from Corporate AV for use of cameras, Sgt Slick and the acting ability of all the Bullants.

Entourage quote #4:

Entourage Series 7 is back baby - normally i go to Johnny drama for my quotes, but i gotta hand it to Ari this time around:


Ari Gold to Dana: Let me explain this to you in a metaphor you will understand:I'm sure there are guys who have fingered you in the ass long enough that eventually, you let them fuck it & now you think you got me bent over with your finger in my ass,thinking I'm gonna let you do the same. I'm not like you, Dana! You will not fuck me in the ass! Vince will not piss in a cup, for you or anyone else.

Brilliant...

Gotta get up and back...right on track

One, two what you gonna do....other than write on your blog for the second time.

Look out for a review tomorrow from an old Album from the past - just to get the juices flowing again.

2010 - the dawn of a spizrock generation

When trying to write your first post, you would like to leave an indelible mark something which sets the benchmark for all your future endeavours in this field.

Nope...I can't think of anything amazing yet either...WELCOME TO SPIZROCK.COM (the blog bomb)