Here's some jokes i came up with after hearing the announcement of his sacking from inter milan - mainly for team Cilmi who has already rejoiced in the news:
Rafael “Rafa” Benitez - he's a fucking twat
he is president of that royal association of twats - el presidentwat
He is the called King Twat of the royal duchy of twatness
when he cooks and makes pies, they are all called twat pie
most people say 'what' but he says 'twat'
he’s next gig will be to go to manage "twatford" in the UK
if he was in pulp fiction, Jules (samuel J) would have said to him "say 'twat' one more time, i dare you, i double dare you motherfucker”
if he was working for mad magazine, Alfred E Newman’s catch phrase would be "twat me worry"
if rafa was working for warner brothers bugs bunny would end up have saying "twat's up doc"
Every day for rafa is twatsday
Beyonce thinks rafa is twatiliscious
To send messages to other goatee wearing Spaniards he uses Twatter and his messages are called "twats"
Marvin Gaye used to sing about Rafa in his opus "twat's going on"
His kids refer to him as “the Twatfather”
He tells twat twat jokes instead of knock knock jokes
He would consider his sacking to be a “twatgedy”
Its odd that during the game he likes to stand outside the box
His parrot’s mimicry is bizarrely accurate... “Twaaaaat, twaaaaat!”
He went searching in Scotland for the Twatness monster
