(To be said in a kick ass Samuel L. Jackson voice)
Dear Bladder Cancer,
You've been a real shit, a pain and you are not welcome in my father's body anymore.
Yeah cos we herald from the time of the Greek Gods and to you motherfucker I am Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!?!
See you're assuming we weren’t gonna get rid of your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.
You’ve been fucking with me for a while and I swore you that you would regret it. You tried to fuck with me with earlier scans and you remained inconspicuous, but then we found you, you low down dirty son of a bitch.
What’s that I here you say...what?!? Say "what" again. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker!
Having said that, thanks for not spreading anywhere else and muchos gracias for getting the fuck out of his body.
Please do not return, do not pass GO and yes, you deserve to die and I hope you burn in hell.
Yours Sincerely - Spizrock
